17 de marzo de 2008

Bruce Dickinson guionista de cine

Bruce Dickinson ha escrito el guión de "Chemical wedding", película de terror con el mismo título que su sexto album en solitario, que se presentará el día 17 de mayo en Cannes.

La película trata sobre un tímido profesor que descubre que es la reencarnación de Aleister Crowley. Bruce Dickinson ya ha escrito dos novelas de las que no sé nada más que eso, que él las ha escrito, pero la simple posibilidad de que se meta a guionista de cine, y de que la película sea de terror ya me produce eso, terror. Y leer el argumento no me sirve para tranquilizarme, más bien lo contrario.

El director es Julian Doyle, que según leo en IMDB, ha trabajado con los Monty Python's en varias de sus películas, como grupo y por separado con Terry Gilliam o Terry Jones.

Iba a poner el vídeo de The Tower de youtube, pero el sonido no es muy bueno, así que pongo otras dos canciones de Bruce Dickinson bastante diferentes entre sí, pero que también me encantan:



Cómo de la siguiente la letra es muy importante, la añadiré al final:



[CHORUS:]
I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
and all the girls just fall in his lap
I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
But for a foreigner he's quite a nice chap

He just cooks pasta, always faster
He smokes with his father, makes good carbonara
His cock's too long to fit in this song
He shaves his legs and always thinks about sex
His hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sisters
He talks baloni and eats rigatoni
His name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpits
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this

[REPEAT CHORUS]

He's really Italian, hung like a stallion
He never takes a rest from chasing breasts and legs
He hates Peter Criss but he still likes Kiss
And when he plays his drums it sounds like this

[REPEAT CHORUS]

"The characters described in this song are fictitious and
any similarity to real people living or dead is entirely
coincidental and unintentional"

[REPEAT CHORUS]

He's really Italian, he's hung like a stallion
His cock's too long to fit in this song
He shaves his legs, always thinks about sex
His hands have blisters, don't trust him with your sisters

He talks baloni and eats rigatoni
His name's on his sticks, he's got smelly armpits
when he plays his drums...

...do you know someone like this

I'm in a band with an Italian drummer
I'm in a band with a foreign chap (Repeat in infinity)

"You know son, it's like this you see.
We met him down the pub one day and eerm...
he looked a bit of a geezer at the time.
Ha! It was only when we gave him a fucking saxophone
that he discovered he was a fucking drummer didn't he!
Fucking cunt!
So we got rid of his saxophone and eerm...
put these drums there instead. And eerm...
he was a star really.
And there's nothing we can do about it really."

I'm in a band, in a band, in a band...

"Hey, are you fucking talking to me, aye?

Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! E' come se metti del
peperoncino nel culo di una porta che scoreggia nuvole di nero.
E poi c'era una vacca... Io non ho capito che dice questo
ragazzo inglese... Non mi ricordo.

Ehi Vito, ma che cazzo dice, eh ?!
E te l'ho detto, io non capisco una minchia questo
ragazzo straniero.

...fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!
Andate a 'fanculo !!!"

"Dick! Dick! Dick!
It's like if you put some pepper in the ass of a door
that farts black clouds.

And then there was a cow... I don't undestand what this
english boy is saying... I don't remember.

Ehi Vito, what does that dick say, eh ?
And I told you, I don't understand this stranger boy.

...fucking talking to you, aye!!! Ah, think so!

Fuck off !!!"

(Noticia vista aquí. Letra de la canción en justsomelyrics.com)

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Now playing: Bruce Dickinson - Abduction
via FoxyTunes

1 comentario:

  1. Su obra más conocida es “The Adventures Of Lord Iffy Boatrace” (1990),
    "...una sátira cómica “hilarante, torcida, brillante. Tiene una alta cuota de humor negro insolente, inteligentemente escrito, entretenido y dinámico (...) Muestra una mirada irreverente de la aristocracia inglesa, enseñando el increíble ingenio del autor”. Tras el éxito, Bruce continuó con la secuela “The Missionary Position: Further Adventures of Lord Iffy Boatrace”. “Era insoportable cuando escribía”, comenta McBrain. “Cada vez que terminaba un capítulo, ¡te buscaba para leerte toda la maldita historia!”.
    JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, es mi ídolo <3

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